Five Iron Frenzy - Plan B

I fell asleep with my clothes on
Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch, the drool a-gleaming
from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming

Giving up, never felt so good
welcome to plan B

I'll eat some moldy bread
then I'm going back to bed
I know how, this day will crescendo I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo

Giving up, never felt so good
welcome to plan B
Giving up, what is the likelihood
life could be so free?

Up 'til now in my life I have failed
all I've tried, it's too hard
I think I've found my calling now
laying down, in the yard