Mary Kate - Brother For Sale

Well, we think this world
Is a real nice place
But we think that it's a crime
That we should have a older brother
Who picks on us all the time
So, next time he's sleeping in his room
We're goin' to sneak in and tie him
Then we'll take him out into the street
And see if someone will buy him

Brother for sale
Only fifty cents
Brother for sale
He's not a big expense
You can hug him
You can bug him
You could buy or rent