Archagathus - Drummer Alcoholic

Blasting slow and dropping the sticks
Drunk as fuck drummer is being a dick
I couldn't think of a worse role model
Showing up late and hitting the bottle
He's sloppy as fuck and messing up fills
Staining the carpet with each beer that he spills
Smells like shit and won't stop farting
Puking on the floor is his way of parting