Queers - I Met Her At The Rat

I'm mentally retarded too
I lost my brain, and I don't know where
Somewhere down in Kenmore square
Look mom and dad, I think this one's OK
She's a punk rocker, hey what can I say
So let's get moving, the girls, so groovy
Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at

I met her at the Rat

She cheers me up when I'm feeling blue
Looks for me and does my laundry
And here I am kissing those lips
Here I am pumping those hips
Look mom and dad, I think this one's OK
She's a punk rocker, hey what can I say
So let's get moving, the girls, so groovy
Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at

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