Utopia - The Aging Musician

Run run run run. Run run as fast as you can
You can't catch me...I'm The Gingerbread Man!
Once upon a time I played electric guitar,
and they said I was a rockin-roll star.
Now nobody calls me on the telephone
so I sit and watch TV all alone.
Maybe if I put a bullet in my brain,
they'll remember me like Kurt Cobain.

And the parasites on MTV,
Would wipe their eyes and act like they knew me!
But I wouldn't be a hero I'd be DEAD!
Just a corpse beside a note that read:
If you'd like to pretend that you'll never get old,
you got what it takes to rock and roll!