Adrian Belew - Bird In A Box

I`m not a free lunch box car parked in the seat
dead-end streetcar of desire caught by the tailpiece
I`m a jiffy pop tarts are bad for your teen-aged beef
There`s a mando-Linda Evans talking on the
phone call a Porter Wagoner tailor-made underwear
every dog has his Dayton Ohio Hitler
says to button your fly Tijuana place a Bette Midler
Oh drop dead lock stock and bugle coral reefer man
every Marlon Brando gave him a great big handstand
what a lumpy Guy lumbago embargo fish pants
Is there a Groucho Marxist doctrine in the
house calls about a lost set of Keystone cops out the same way you came in through the bathroom wind-
oh look! a rock`n`roller skate and all skate slowly
Hey man a T-bone state of the aren`t
you gonna finish your bird in a box
Hey man your witness to the stand still
shoulder to shoulder the burden a box
Hey man and even Colonel Sanders` daddy
was a Thunderbird in a box
Loose tooth three of a perfect paradiced onions cheese
and beans from another planeteri gargoyle change
every two thousand smiled at
Linda Evans called again singing happy birthmark