Artch - Batteries Not Included

Batteries not included, but still the price is right.
Full-sized, yours exclusive to play with day 'n night.
High-speed vibration with full remote-control.
Take it from a man who knows; This one's got it all.

You'll spin like a wheel
it's a touch of real.
"Bad-woman" Lucille
you've got sex-appeal.

Well, here we have this specimen, a "creature of the night".
You'll cry in ecstasy until the morning-light.
Hi-tech product with a life-time guarantee
You won't regret it - just you wait and see.
You live in a world of make believe.
Imaginary-world
where nothing is real
"bad-woman" (Lucille)

There are no limits, we don't play it by the rules.
Everything's permitted, nothing is taboo.
Use your imagination - feel free
to expose your fantasy.
You're trapped in your world of make-believe.
Imaginary-world where nothing is real.
Bad-woman Lucille...
we've got what you need...
for your world of...make believe.