Bad Lip Reading - Trick The Bridesmaid

"Go to Hell" you say
Bitch, just zip it
This was so hot
Cause even long-legged women can't tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit
And I'm a witness for them
We've been out of brownies, rice
And we missed pork chops in the summer
And that's why I stole Beef-a-Roni, garlic, peanut butter, ice cream, purple flowers
The Hulk would smash my windows
He's crazy
And one other thing:
The pressure to put on weight is one of the reasons we've got the red sweat suits
There's no way we couldn't
We're creeping between the bullfrogs

Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong

Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong

Let's creep in a large office and make friction after we eat lunch
Reminds me of one dude in college who used to make goats tell time
Puff it up for me
That girl's been so cheap it makes me bananas
Big ol' breasts
Not the ones that make your tooth bleed and stop you from eating
That's not fair
Are you really drinking my bottled judgement?
Y'all think I won't whip them pintos?
Yet the crown is for your juicy waitress
Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong

Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong

That's why the thick Spartan women are so important
There was a black Marge Simpson in the house
She poured black paint over both my posters and went to the office to leave a photo
Crazy women before this airhead always would cut me with an iPhone
She was crazy
So damaged, so sick
The jam was over, cowboy
Think about it, 'cause I do

Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong

Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off
She'll take the mushroom out
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong

Doesn't matter if you're drunk or flipped out
The broccoli you and me gathered was good
I'll help you, and nothing against you voice;
It just makes me sick
It's you, bitch