Birdflesh - Swimmingpoop

I went to the swimming hall
To get some exercise
I swimmed a couple of lengths
Then i was brutally surprised

A sausage of poop
In my mouth
Automatically
I started to chew
Together with some water
It went down my throat
Immediately i started
To laugh and puke
Poop in the pool
Poop in the mouth
Poop in the pool
Brown and cool

Internal bodily waste
Covered the surface
Of the pool
Parents tried to
Fish up their kids
But they all fell in
To swim in the shits

You can't fish 'em up