Now let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine
Well he came into town on a long wide pony
And he road into town
And he thought he could make a dime
By working at the local mac's milk
So he went on downtown and decided he would make a job
and make some money
Then all of a sudden his little pony broke down
And he no longer had a little pony to drive
Dont go downtown
Gonna go downtown
He's going downtown
Where's he going downtown?
He's a going downtown
Gonna go downtown
So now let me tell you 'bout another little friend of mine
He goes by the name of Joseph
But we dont know what he really goes by
So we sent him down the road and we gave him