Chainsaw Penis - Punching Women Whilst Wearing A Bear Suit

Detective Cage is searching for a missing girl
Would not fucking hike, step away from the bike!
Co-operate and I will find her with ease
Do not trust you though because you have killer bees
Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit

An ursine disguise, what is required
To go undercover, what lies in store
Our hero sprints up to the chief of the coven
Lands a right hook because he ain't no southpaw
Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit

Stop it now ladies, this is not funny
Killing me would not bring back your goddamn honey
You bitches! You bitches!
How did it get burned? How did it get burned?
Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit