G.b.h. - Captain Chaos

The hostess is worried, ain't serving no junk,
"If I die I wanna' die drunk".
The Captain's cool, says it's the norm,
"Hold on tight, we're going through a storm".

'Cus it's safer than walking - FOR SURE,
safer than crawling - ON ALL FOURS.
Even safer than driving a tank,
but it seems to me like walking a plank.

When we got on we were already high,
only had shades to protect our eyes.
Get the ground light on 'fore we hit town,
we've had enough and we wanna' get down.