When I milk the cow
On uncle earl's farm
I use the ulna bone
That is in my arm
Moo-Yah!
Everybody knows the bones
Just had to find a way
Everybody know what I'm talking 'bout
That's how I'll get an A
My body's many parts
And this is where it starts
Phalanges I have 10
And Metatarsals then
I got some Tarsals too
I'll put them in my shoe
The Fibula is next
According to my text
Then comes the Tibia
That ain't no Fibia
And now up to my knee, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's the patella to me
[Chorus:]
We're doing the bone dance
You study the answers
Again and again til I get it right
We're doing the bone dance
You dance and you learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect
And now I take it home
With the Parietal bone
It might be crazy
But we learn that way
Temporal and frontal too
And now we're finally through
That makes two hundred & six
I found a way that clicks
Chant: Bone Thugs in the house
We're doing the bone dance
You study the answers
Again and again till I get it right
We're doing the bone dance
You dance and you learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect... word!