Jane Siberry - The Waitress

have to clear your table
I wipe it
It's right to keep it clean
so I clean
yes --- I clean
do you clean?
yes --- I clean it

I have to empty ash trays
so I empty them
it's right to keep them clean
so I clean
yes --- I clean I'm the queen of the clean

...and I'd probably
be famous now
if I wasn't
such a good waitress...

I am a drag at parties
cuz it upsets me
to see so many empties
and I have to pick them up
or I have to go home