(Joe Perry, Charlie Farren)
Blue collar, white collar
My eyes are going mink collar
Blue collar, don't gotta hear more
So you shake your pole
Listen to the rock 'n' roll
woo, yeah
I wanna be the t.v. police
a minute, get a minute
Your gonna try to be a working man
Ask to many questions
You got a homestead
Get the boat, we'll leave ya come in
You gotta run for your life
woo, yeah
I wanna see the t.v. police
I wanna watch the t.v. police
I gotta see those t.v. police
I gotta be like the t.v. police
I gotta listen to the t.v. police