Mary Mary - If We Ran The Navy

If we were the captain you will know what we'd do.
We'd make a few changes we'd bend a few rules.
If they put us in charge, what a difference we'd make.
We'd soon have this crew in tip-top-ship-shape.

Chorus:
If we ran the Navy you'll know what we'd do.

We'd make a few changes and bend a few rules.

That's the least we could do.

The food in the Navy you might say it's all right.
We'd make Tuesdays our own pizza night.
And when we're at sea, why drive this so slow?