I got an allergy for every pedigree
So I got myself a robot that's Japanese
But yo, he's hard to please
He's always gotta pee
But he nevers sips a drip
This chip is playin' me
The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see
He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams
He plays the ho's
Instead of playing fetch with me
He sniffs the toes of
Tiffany and Stefanie
That brings up Emily
She was my latest squeeze
Robot dog stole that girl