The Bathroom Wall - Roommates

Go back [scratch] Go back [scratch]
Go back to ur dorm an u got ur roommate.. that never werks out. That never
werks out.. they dont want it to work out. They want it like its a real world
episode in ur dorm room. Like I uh Like I dont understand like they hav the
compatibility tests you fill out at the beginning of the year... thats such a
joke with that test u fill out at the beginning of the year. Its like "Umm I
like rock and roll. I like stayin up late and I love the ladies! oh yeah oh
hoo" "Okay we got the perfect room mate for u. Hez an opera majorhez an
arptileptic an hez gay so go fight each other. we got four camera angles.
Thatll be perfect welcome to college go screw urself." "HUH?" "Yeah thats
what we say here go ahead." Then u think urslef "Okay I got it beat i got it
beat my buddy from high skools comn up hez gonna be my room mate its gonna
be awesum." No that is never awesum. It doesnt work out. No it doesnt. Hate
to tell ya u will fight each other u will jes get u will get ill tell ya
why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u. Your friend from home has too
much dirt on u theyll kill u theyll crush u in an argument for no reason.
Like u jes say "hey man uh these dishes hav been in the sink for like 2 weeks
man an their ur dishes are u gonna clean em or wat?" Yeah remember when u had
crabs in 6 grade? [audience laughter] I fair to bring up my crabs?