The Midnight Beast - Lez Be Friends

It's the year of the beast!
You better have a shower
Before you come out tonight girls,
Because you're gonna get dirtyyy

Yeah! It's your boy, Stefan!
Le-le-le-let's walk!

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I
mean
Its like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine

Im gonna g-go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I-I-I I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going
I can't feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls?

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I can't work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet you like boobies right?


If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she doesnt fancy me (well!)
She must bat for the other team
(She's a lesbian)

Take two, its my rapping debut
Im having trouble trying to find a better girl to
pursue
Im like a fire truck What, Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my
size (Ohhh)

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you wanna jump on my
stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesnt see the funny side and sprays my face
with mace

Its going
I can't feel my eyes I think theyre bleeding
From the I can't work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait unless she likes kissing girls?

I still feel the [tss tss]
Maybe she could [tss] me up my [tss tss] with a [tss
tss]

I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(She must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking a piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she doesn't give me the eye, (well!)
She must drive on the other side (She's a lesbian)

That girl she must be a lesbian
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
(She's a lesbian)

I-I-It's your birthday!
You go girl!
What's your name?
I like your, shoes!

We are two boys and we're looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? Whats your name?
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
Uhh, you're a lesbian!

If a girl can act,
(She must be a thespian!)
Is that right?
Yeah!
(She must be a thespian!)
If she doesn't fancy me (well!)
She must bat for the other team (She's a lesbian)

That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must,

She's a lesbian.
Les-les-lesbian
That girl, she must,
She's a lesbian.
Les-lesbian
That girl she must be a lesbian,
She't a lesbian.