The Midnight Beast - The Dance Routine

It's the year of the beast
Again! ha-ha

Dance crew, dance crew, dance crew, dance crew
We're a dance crew, what you gonna do?

My name is Andrew Francis Wakely
If you haven't heard 'bout my childhood lately
I had a room with a lovely view
I traded my skateboard for some ballet shoes (what! )

Have you ever had a fight with a dancer?
Let me finish your sentence 'fore you answer
Just because I can move
Doesn't mean I couldn't kick all your teeth out with the back of my shoe (uh)

I remember way back in the day
Hanging with my boys, smoking weed in the playground
Only difference is that never-ever happened
It's easier to sell ya lies when you rap 'em

Got a picture in my room
Of a man I wish I knew
All of this loneliness fills me with hunger nAnd when I'm dancing it makes me stronger!

When there's no-one home
My friends and me
We lose ourselves in a symphony
If mum and dad could only see
What's happening, come on team
Hit the motherf*ckers with the dance routine!

My name is Stefan James Donald John Abingdon
Ever since I was a little kid number one
I learnt to dance when I was in the womb
My first audience was sat in the recovery room
I was born with little tap shoes on
I'm not sure how they genitically put them on
(Gay) ok, if I'm gay come 'ere
I'll do a tap-step on your mouth an' your ear
I ordered a beat with an ounce more bounce
Got more digits than Bill Gate's bank account
You should see the women this gets me, believer
Had to get more bouncers than Justin Bieber

When there's no-one home
My friends and me
We lose ourselves in a symphony
If mum and dad could only see
Dance professor, got a PHD
Doing record-breaking, booty shaking dance routines!

My name is Ashley Neil Horne
I'm more wanted than the top-shelf porn
Some people think that I'm gay
So to prove that I'm not
Imma show you all my dance moves

My dance moves will make you think
Got a few rules imma tell you:
I don't drink beer 'cause I don't like the taste
I don't eat steak 'cause it goes to my waist
Wait around for a while, I'm back!
This record's been a hit since I've been on the track!

When there's no-one home
My friends and me
We lose ourselves in symphony
If mum and dad could only see
Follow your heart, follow your dreams
Lets show the whole world the dance routine

When I'm on my own
Or I'm watching glee
The music takes a hold of me
If mum and dad could only see
So what's happening, come on team
Hit the motherf*ckers with the dance routine!