Uncle Outrage - My Name Is Gay

I want a pretty name,
One that doesn't sound like nothings.
I don't agree with you
When you say my name is real cool.
Nils Helm sounds like a faggot's name:
One that's boring and always brings me shame.
My name is gay.
My name is gay.
No, no, no.
I want a pretty name.
l'll take anything.
I'd rather be named This-kid's-a-big-fucking-faggot Rathmonson.
This-kid's-a-big-fucking-faggot Rathmanson..
I would be a lot more happy with that name.