Finished college as an English major
Waiting tables and smoking paper
Got a habit for misbehavior now
Shot the sheriff cuz he tried to stop me
Made him bleed and I got off scot-free
The karma cops were out having coffee anyhow
All we need is the sun above and the oxygen from trees
(And tons of money)
Are you holding on? its all upending
Drunken heads and over spending
Kiss me now the world is ending
Step in line for the decadent decline
Working hard and paying taxes
To buy a house with limited access
Keep your daughter from the bloody axes now