Zamboni - Stick 'em

Playing some Halo late one night
Hear some whore's voice on Xbox Live
Know she's easy, invite her for some fun
Get ready to use your fucking gun

She shows up around 10 or 11
You know her "Blood Gulch" is a ticket to heaven
Sticking her with your plasma sword
She screams for you to dominate her more

Moaning in alien tongues
She wants you to cock your gun
When you are ready to come,
Take out a plasma grenade and stick 'em
Your battle rifle's pumping in three round bursts
She wants you to assassinate her first
Get ready for firefight with your fuck buddy
Who knew gamer chicks were this slutty?

Ready to shoot can't hold it no more
Your Warthog's throttle is pinned to the floor
MAC rounds authorized, here we go
Realize you forgot an "overshield"-DO'H!
Moaning in alien tongues
She wants you to cock your gun
When you are ready to come,
Take out a plasma grenade and stick 'em